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Boots - Retro / Hipster / Aspirational / 'Lifestyle' - RTTL special offer

Available now, for a limited time, this stunning pair of motorcyclist boots could be yours.

Developed from a well-known and highly regarded original pair of boots, featuring original fitment Goretex [TM] waterproof lining (to add authenticity for the real 'biker' image, effectiveness is not guaranteed!) and extensive shin and ankle protection in addition to the well-constructed leather outer. These boots are, in most aspects, identical to boots from the same brand which have CE certification.

This particular pair of boots have been given carefully selected treatments which have established a patina bestowing on the lucky owner an appearance of 'devil may care' biker. This makes these boots invaluable for many riders, including:
- new riders, needing instant respect
- hipsters, needing the 'real' look
- 'lifestyle' bikers who desire instant experience appearance
- fair weather riders jealous of the 'all weather' bikers' charisma and street cred
Wearing these boots overcomes the necessity of having to actually 'put in the miles' to achieve the authentic appearance, meaning that they will save you time, money and effort!

These boots are a guaranteed investment, the supplier can, on request, provide certification that their value will not fall below that at which they have recently been offered. With current interest rates, this is almost like 'money in the bank' - but with the added value that you can wear your investment and impress both friends and all others you meet!

Although recently offered at a substantially different price, these stunning boots are now available, for a limited time only, of £399.

However, recognising their discernment, a special price has been negotiated for RTTL members - just £199.99 plus £10.00 postage and packing*. And, additionally, acknowledging RTTL members' undoubted affluence, the purveyor will not provide a monthly installments option for payment!

* All packing materials are believed to be 100% upcycled and may be fully recycled at suitable facilities

Extensive details of the range available (original source brand, original colour, sizing) can be found here:

http://revtothelimit.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=941

Note: the purveyor retains the right to ammend any details or withdraw the item(s) from sale without giving notice.

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Blimey, even 'guests' viewing this thread. Sign up as members and PM me if you're interested in them, they won't stick around for long.

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AAMOI, do I need edit the post to insult any additional deserving cases? ;)
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You've missed the tightwads/skinflints/parsimonious types.
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cheb wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 9:21 pm You've missed the tightwads/skinflints/parsimonious types.
Well, I'm offering them for free, including P&P. Perhaps I should chuck in a lottery scratchcard? :)
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Horse wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:59 am Boots - Retro / Hipster / Aspirational / 'Lifestyle' - RTTL special offer

Available now, for a limited time, this stunning pair of motorcyclist boots could be yours.

Developed from a well-known and highly regarded original pair of boots, featuring original fitment Goretex [TM] waterproof lining (to add authenticity for the real 'biker' image, effectiveness is not guaranteed!) and extensive shin and ankle protection in addition to the well-constructed leather outer. These boots are, in most aspects, identical to boots from the same brand which have CE certification.

This particular pair of boots have been given carefully selected treatments which have established a patina bestowing on the lucky owner an appearance of 'devil may care' biker. This makes these boots invaluable for many riders, including:
- new riders, needing instant respect
- hipsters, needing the 'real' look
- 'lifestyle' bikers who desire instant experience appearance
- fair weather riders jealous of the 'all weather' bikers' charisma and street cred
Wearing these boots overcomes the necessity of having to actually 'put in the miles' to achieve the authentic appearance, meaning that they will save you time, money and effort!

These boots are a guaranteed investment, the supplier can, on request, provide certification that their value will not fall below that at which they have recently been offered. With current interest rates, this is almost like 'money in the bank' - but with the added value that you can wear your investment and impress both friends and all others you meet!

Although recently offered at a substantially different price, these stunning boots are now available, for a limited time only, of £399.

However, recognising their discernment, a special price has been negotiated for RTTL members - just £199.99 plus £10.00 postage and packing*. And, additionally, acknowledging RTTL members' undoubted affluence, the purveyor will not provide a monthly installments option for payment!

* All packing materials are believed to be 100% upcycled and may be fully recycled at suitable facilities

Extensive details of the range available (original source brand, original colour, sizing) can be found here:

http://revtothelimit.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=941

Note: the purveyor retains the right to ammend any details or withdraw the item(s) from sale without giving notice.

And yes, H awoke too early this morning...
Too long.
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JackyJoll wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:02 am
Horse wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:59 am Boots - Retro / Hipster / Aspirational / 'Lifestyle' - RTTL special offer

Available now, for a limited time, this stunning pair of motorcyclist boots could be yours.

Developed from a well-known and highly regarded original pair of boots, featuring original fitment Goretex [TM] waterproof lining (to add authenticity for the real 'biker' image, effectiveness is not guaranteed!) and extensive shin and ankle protection in addition to the well-constructed leather outer. These boots are, in most aspects, identical to boots from the same brand which have CE certification.

This particular pair of boots have been given carefully selected treatments which have established a patina bestowing on the lucky owner an appearance of 'devil may care' biker. This makes these boots invaluable for many riders, including:
- new riders, needing instant respect
- hipsters, needing the 'real' look
- 'lifestyle' bikers who desire instant experience appearance
- fair weather riders jealous of the 'all weather' bikers' charisma and street cred
Wearing these boots overcomes the necessity of having to actually 'put in the miles' to achieve the authentic appearance, meaning that they will save you time, money and effort!

These boots are a guaranteed investment, the supplier can, on request, provide certification that their value will not fall below that at which they have recently been offered. With current interest rates, this is almost like 'money in the bank' - but with the added value that you can wear your investment and impress both friends and all others you meet!

Although recently offered at a substantially different price, these stunning boots are now available, for a limited time only, of £399.

However, recognising their discernment, a special price has been negotiated for RTTL members - just £199.99 plus £10.00 postage and packing*. And, additionally, acknowledging RTTL members' undoubted affluence, the purveyor will not provide a monthly installments option for payment!

* All packing materials are believed to be 100% upcycled and may be fully recycled at suitable facilities

Extensive details of the range available (original source brand, original colour, sizing) can be found here:

http://revtothelimit.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=941

Note: the purveyor retains the right to ammend any details or withdraw the item(s) from sale without giving notice.

And yes, H awoke too early this morning...
Too long.
Sorry.

But at least, because of that, they give some shin protection. Also, more boot/trouser overlap, so better for keeping cool breezes and rain out.
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JackyJoll wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:02 am

Too long.
Too short. For those with feet not hooves.
12 is a minimum to stop you blowing over in a strong breeze.
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slowsider wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:56 pm
JackyJoll wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:02 am

Too long.
Too short. For those with feet not hooves.
12 is a minimum to stop you blowing over in a strong breeze.
Nah. Just rest the Beemer's sidestand on my toes. Ain't going nowhere.
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Gone to a new home
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