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[irie]

I think it's a good thing, way too many people make claims they can't back up.
In business it's ridiculous, companies will claim any old rubbish just to win contracts, if you're honest then you end up losing out in some cases because the clients procurement have no idea about the thing they're buying, they just see the numbers, so if someone else offers them rainbows and unicorns for a lower price then they'll grab it and sit there proud because they think they've done a great job.

So if Tetley say 1000 perforations then they should be held to it, or don't say it.

If I were Tetley marketing I would argue that, just like homeopathy, one perforation is divisible into an infinite number of smaller ones. Then I'd get fired.

[Cousin Jack]

I think it's a good thing, way too many people make claims they can't back up.
In business it's ridiculous, companies will claim any old rubbish just to win contracts, if you're honest then you end up losing out in some cases because the clients procurement have no idea about the thing they're buying, they just see the numbers, so if someone else offers them rainbows and unicorns for a lower price then they'll grab it and sit there proud because they think they've done a great job.

So if Tetley say 1000 perforations then they should be held to it, or don't say it.

A good few years ago all the colour ads for TV sets in glossy magazines had a note beside the picture say "simulated picture". That was because a colleague of mine took his TV back complaining that picture wasnt as good as the one in the ad. It went all the way to court and he won.

[Yorick]

I think it's a good thing, way too many people make claims they can't back up.
In business it's ridiculous, companies will claim any old rubbish just to win contracts, if you're honest then you end up losing out in some cases because the clients procurement have no idea about the thing they're buying, they just see the numbers, so if someone else offers them rainbows and unicorns for a lower price then they'll grab it and sit there proud because they think they've done a great job.

So if Tetley say 1000 perforations then they should be held to it, or don't say it.

Maybe it was a rounding error?

[MrLongbeard]

So if Tetley say 1000 perforations then they should be held to it, or don't say it.

Maybe it was a rounding error?

Just a storm in a tea cup

[irie]

I think it's a good thing, way too many people make claims they can't back up.
In business it's ridiculous, companies will claim any old rubbish just to win contracts, if you're honest then you end up losing out in some cases because the clients procurement have no idea about the thing they're buying, they just see the numbers, so if someone else offers them rainbows and unicorns for a lower price then they'll grab it and sit there proud because they think they've done a great job.

So if Tetley say 1000 perforations then they should be held to it, or don't say it.

Maybe it was a rounding error?

Or binary.

[Yambo]

I think it's a good thing, way too many people make claims they can't back up.
In business it's ridiculous, companies will claim any old rubbish just to win contracts, if you're honest then you end up losing out in some cases because the clients procurement have no idea about the thing they're buying, they just see the numbers, so if someone else offers them rainbows and unicorns for a lower price then they'll grab it and sit there proud because they think they've done a great job.

So if Tetley say 1000 perforations then they should be held to it, or don't say it.

Maybe it was a rounding error?

I'd be more inclined to think that the tea bag material probably had 1000 perforations par square foot (or some other measurement). The marketing boys didn't know how to work that into a TV advert so left themselves open to being found out.

Fair play to the youngster though, he's probably working at CERN now, counting collisions.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Can't say I'd buy teabags based on the number of perforations anyway.

[Horse]

The marketing boys didn't know

Not the only one ...

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Fair play to the youngster though, he's probably working at CERN now, counting collisions.

Is that like STATS19?

[Mr. Dazzle]

Well I haven't checked so I can't be 100% sure, but I don't think I'm the only person Tetley are trying to sell tea too.

[Count Steer]

Sorry, back later. I'm just checking the thread count on the cotton sheets.

843, 844, 845, 846....

[irie]

I can't see how any government could give way to even one of the strikers demands because it would open the floodgates to all the others.

[JamJar]

I can't see how any government could give way to even one of the strikers demands because it would open the floodgates to all the others.

They gave in to the barristers.

[irie]

I can't see how any government could give way to even one of the strikers demands because it would open the floodgates to all the others.

They gave in to the barristers.

Barristers are not mentioned in the above post.

[mangocrazy]

I can't see how any government could give way to even one of the strikers demands because it would open the floodgates to all the others.

They gave in to the barristers.

Barristers are not mentioned in the above post.

Probably because that particular dispute has been settled. And not in favour of the gubmint.

[Horse]

I can't see how any government could give way to even one of the strikers demands because it would open the floodgates to all the others.

They gave in to the barristers.

Barristers are not mentioned in the above post.

Fact

[Mr. Dazzle]

Probably because that particular dispute has been settled. And not in favour of the gubmint.

Taking on a bunch of Barristers in any sort of dispute probably ain't the easiest task in the world

[ZRX61]

Elon about to drop all the info about Twitter interfering with the last election...

[wheelnut]

Quoting the bible now a hate crime

Street preacher was charged with hate crime for quoting Bible at lesbians

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/98d6 ... 51737dd74f

‘Quoting parts of the bible not appropriate for modern society’

Wait till they get to the human sacrifice and genocide - they’ll love it.

[Yambo]

Quoting the bible now a hate crime

Street preacher was charged with hate crime for quoting Bible at lesbians

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/98d6 ... 51737dd74f

‘Quoting parts of the bible not appropriate for modern society’

Wait till they get to the human sacrifice and genocide - they’ll love it.

That made me laugh out loud. It raises a few tricky little issues though I think.

The CROWN Prosecution Service is an instrument of the State and the head of State, the man who wears the crown is also the head of the Church of England and 'Defender of the Faith'. That faith is grounded in the Bible.

I know that KC3 has said in the past that he'd prefer the title 'Defender of Faiths' but even then, a couple of other faiths are also grounded in the Bible. Whilst he's not allowed to dabble in politics, I think he must be able to dabble in the law and how it relates to the faith that he's 'Defender' of. Maybe he'll 'ave a quiet word with the CPS.

The story also highlights the weakness of a law that conflicts with other laws.

Guidance from the Crown Prosecution Service “any crime can be prosecuted as a hate crime” if it meets specific criteria.

The bar is reached, according to an agreement between prosecutors and police, if an offence “is perceived by the victim or any other person, to be motivated by hostility or prejudice, based on a person’s disability or perceived disability; race or perceived race; or religion or perceived religion; or sexual orientation or perceived sexual orientation or transgender identity or perceived transgender identity”.

Lawyers for Dunn said that the prosecution breached his human rights regarding freedom of thought, conscience, religion and expression. They said that strong opinions must be protected, “even if these cross the sensibilities of the majority of the population”.

They also said that “simply conveying Biblical truth” did not amount to abuse.

I doubt that the UK is heading towards secularity but being a multicultural society where you can be prosecuted for simply offending someone, maybe it should.

[Horse]

Maybe he'll 'ave a quiet word with ...

... God, ask him to tone it down a bit?