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Felix wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2022 11:35 pm Image
Do you know why those captcha things are mainly road based? They're used by self driving car people to help with software.

Allegedly.
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Pirahna wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:25 am
Felix wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2022 11:35 pm Image
Do you know why those captcha things are mainly road based? They're used by self driving car people to help with software.

Allegedly.
I may have posted that rumour ...

Specifically on them, I don't know of anything definite, but other similar research has been done to build databases.

But not with this:
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Halloween ideas needed?
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Martyn Turner's latest (Irish Times 19th October 2022) -

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Why do all the PMs in his cartoons have red noses?
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It's cos they are clowns innit.
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cheb wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:45 am It's cos they are clowns innit.
Or alcoholics?

Or alcoholic clowns?
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gremlin wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:16 am Why do all the PMs in his cartoons have red noses?
Maybe this will go someway to explain it -


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"Jesus loves you"
A lovely sentiment to hear in church, however absolutely terrifying to hear in a Mexican prison!
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I met a girl at a party Saturday night. I said to her, "You remind me of my little toe"!

She replied, Small and petite"?

I said, "No, I'll probably bang you on the kitchen table later when I'm pissed"!
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Aimed at no-one in particular ;)
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