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Taipan
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I had a great and fun childhood. My Dad used to put me in car tyres and roll me down hills. Yeah, those were the GoodYears...
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I heard this bloke's story, really felt for him.
'when I was a child, my unemployed father cheated and didn't love the family. My parents obviously divorced, and sadly soon afterwards my mother died in a car accident.
My brother and I lived in our grannies old house. The whole family got by on grannies savings.
My brother and I slowly drifted apart after he married a foreigner.
Couple of years later, my gran died, now my dad, at 73, has to work for the first time to support the family........a tragic chain of events.
William, Prince of Wales'
'when I was a child, my unemployed father cheated and didn't love the family. My parents obviously divorced, and sadly soon afterwards my mother died in a car accident.
My brother and I lived in our grannies old house. The whole family got by on grannies savings.
My brother and I slowly drifted apart after he married a foreigner.
Couple of years later, my gran died, now my dad, at 73, has to work for the first time to support the family........a tragic chain of events.
William, Prince of Wales'
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I used Tiepins joke above on RevComps live draw last night. £15 credit in my bag this morning!!
Keep the jokes coming.
Mick
Keep the jokes coming.
Mick
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The Liz Truss energy saving breakfast.
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The 'funny' thing about ^ is there is no left in the US.
IIRC American politics goes as far as centre, anything left of centre is commie.
IIRC American politics goes as far as centre, anything left of centre is commie.
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My Spanish neighbour has just thrown a right strop, reckons that I've been playing my Madness too loud 
Miguels mad at me.
Miguels mad at me.
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