Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[Greenman]

......................Will all go in general recycling now, not my job to sort!

I heard a statistic on the BBC recently. A large % of the UK "recycling" ends up in landfill or incinerators anyway.

No doubt.

[Felix]

Paying for return postage for a wrongly listed ebay item. What boils my piss more is the shit page after page you need to click on to kick up a stink. I gave up long ago and started to use the contact us page for the hard of hearing. You tend to get an answer from a human withing the hour. Amazon is just as bad. Item today was marked as delivered when it was not. The correct page says people tend to find there item within 24 hours and i should try looking in safe areas then start asking the neighbour. Fuck you arseholes, Turned out the courier scanned the item out his van then realised he was in the wrong street. Still, it could have been Evri who will always be Hermes

[Taipan]

Age BMP I suppose. 30 years ago the Mrs and I headed for Spain to meet up with her family for a holiday.

"Do you know how to get there"? Asked her Uncle.?

"Nah", I replied, "But give me 5 cities in a downwards direction, and I'll see you there"! And, I did, said this intrepid adventurer...

30 years later and I'm turning the radio down to read the signposts better...

[Count Steer]

30 years later and I'm turning the radio down to read the signposts better...

True dat. Get in the car, wife puts radio on and then, having got my captive ear...'blah, blah, blah...ooh look!...etc'. GPS going 'at the roundabout take the 3rd exit and then turn left'.

Me going...'Damn, missed that turning'.

Can't process multiple inputs any more.

[Felix]

At the next turning turn What do you fancy for you tea tonight? recalculating route.

I have a sat nav in the work van what the volume is fecked. I always have them set at a glance rather than turn the head and can quite happily never use the volume here or on my euro travels.

[Count Steer]

At the next turning turn What do you fancy for you tea tonight? recalculating route.

I have a sat nav in the work van what the volume is fecked. I always have them set at a glance rather than turn the head and can quite happily never use the volume here or on my euro travels.

I tend to use the graphic tbh. When it says '3rd exit' it (logically) doesn't include the entrance only bits and some roundabouts are quite complex. Easier just to look and get the picture in your head. Started using the TomTom app recently...quite impressed with the info presentation.

Needs something that mutes the missus at complicated bits though.

[KungFooBob]

Multi Car insurance renewal email this morning...

Last years premium £705.70
This years premium £865.44

Ring up to cancel the autorenewal... ok we'll do it for £606.

If they just offered the best price to start with it would have saved them and me 20mins.

[Mr. Dazzle]

At the next turning turn What do you fancy for you tea tonight? recalculating route.

I have a sat nav in the work van what the volume is fecked. I always have them set at a glance rather than turn the head and can quite happily never use the volume here or on my euro travels.

I tend to use the graphic tbh. When it says '3rd exit' it (logically) doesn't include the entrance only bits and some roundabouts are quite complex. Easier just to look and get the picture in your head. Started using the TomTom app recently...quite impressed with the info presentation.

Needs something that mutes the missus at complicated bits though.

The latest systems have augmented reality combined with external cameras. Some even have a head up display with a fighter plane style box which pops up on the windscreen with your "target". Works better than you'd think!

[Noggin]

At the next turning turn What do you fancy for you tea tonight? recalculating route.

I have a sat nav in the work van what the volume is fecked. I always have them set at a glance rather than turn the head and can quite happily never use the volume here or on my euro travels.

I hate the vocal on the GPS (TBF< I only use Googlemaps at the mo, on my phone) - I struggle to judge a distance in figures, so when there are a few turnings and the machine says turn left in 250m, I have no idea which turning to take! I've only ever used it by glancing at it - which even worked on the Monster the other day without an actual holder!!! (Found the map pocket for my tank bag )

[Count Steer]

At the next turning turn What do you fancy for you tea tonight? recalculating route.

I have a sat nav in the work van what the volume is fecked. I always have them set at a glance rather than turn the head and can quite happily never use the volume here or on my euro travels.

I tend to use the graphic tbh. When it says '3rd exit' it (logically) doesn't include the entrance only bits and some roundabouts are quite complex. Easier just to look and get the picture in your head. Started using the TomTom app recently...quite impressed with the info presentation.

Needs something that mutes the missus at complicated bits though.

The latest systems have augmented reality combined with external cameras. Some even have a head up display with a fighter plane style box which pops up on the windscreen with your "target". Works better than you'd think!

You'd get tired going 'daggadaggadagga!' all the way there though.

Have got a HUD on the windscreen Nothing exciting on it though

[slowsider]

Multi Car insurance renewal email this morning...

Last years premium £705.70
This years premium £865.44

Ring up to cancel the autorenewal... ok we'll do it for £606.

If they just offered the best price to start with it would have saved them and me 20mins.

But your 20 mins was at a rate of £778/hr

[Noggin]

Bloody Netflix!! What's the point of having half of a series of films on there

And prime is charging for film number two, so I am just randomly watching them as it makes no difference now if they are in order

[wheelnut]

When your daughter locks her keys in her car.

When she’s 320 miles away.

[Felix]

I hate the vocal on the GPS (TBF< I only use Googlemaps at the mo, on my phone) - I struggle to judge a distance in figures, so when there are a few turnings and the machine says turn left in 250m, I have no idea which turning to take! I've only ever used it by glancing at it - which even worked on the Monster the other day without an actual holder!!! (Found the map pocket for my tank bag )

I find Google maps as a sat nav shit and would only use it if stuck. Seriously get a cheap XGody and try it as it has a cracking software called iGO Primo what is pleasing on the eye, English Kate Voice is only a nagging cow when speeding and unlike Google you can set to fastest or shortest or even scenic route. Turn on/off Points of interest. You dont need data unless you want live traffic. OK you can use google without Data but that means dicking about downloading rather than get up and go.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from ... c=0&_sop=2

[Noggin]

I hate the vocal on the GPS (TBF< I only use Googlemaps at the mo, on my phone) - I struggle to judge a distance in figures, so when there are a few turnings and the machine says turn left in 250m, I have no idea which turning to take! I've only ever used it by glancing at it - which even worked on the Monster the other day without an actual holder!!! (Found the map pocket for my tank bag )

I find Google maps as a sat nav shit and would only use it if stuck. Seriously get a cheap XGody and try it as it has a cracking software called iGO Primo what is pleasing on the eye, English Kate Voice is only a nagging cow when speeding and unlike Google you can set to fastest or shortest or even scenic route. Turn on/off Points of interest. You dont need data unless you want live traffic. OK you can use google without Data but that means dicking about downloading rather than get up and go.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from ... c=0&_sop=2

It's not ideal, but I mainly use it for traffic jams or long trips so haven't bothered with anything else for a while. But I'll have a look. Kinda depends if I can get a decent way to fix it to the bars

[Felix]

It's not ideal, but I mainly use it for traffic jams or long trips so haven't bothered with anything else for a while. But I'll have a look. Kinda depends if I can get a decent way to fix it to the bars

Probably better sticking to a live sat nav then if traffic jams is your main usage. Only thing an offline one is good at is it knows you are on a motorway and not moved or moved far in the past 10 minutes so will offer an alternative route. No good for trying to avoid it in the first place.

[Jody]

Went to the doctors yesterday to see what she thought of the X-ray and MRI (I think) scan I've had done at her advice.

#1The X-ray isn't available on the website it was available on a few weeks ago, no-one knows where it's gone

Not the end of the world the MRI showed inflammation so we're moving forward. She gives me a prescription for some physio and another type of scan!
I got my French friend to call the physio and make an appointment. No answer, so she leaves a message.

#2 She calls hospital for a scan appointment, she's told she must email. She sends an email. She receives a reply telling her to call them

[Mussels]

I just followed a moped rideout down the A26 at roughly 10mph under whatever the posted speed limit was at the time. Helpfully they were evenly spaced out over 100 metres which on that bit of road meant no overtaking.
Cycle clubs are no longer the biggest twats on the road.

[Count Steer]

Shirt makers that put stiff little itchy collar size tags right where you don't want a stiff little itchy tag. A special place in hell is reserved for those that stitch them into the seam so you have to cut them off rather than unstitch them.

At least some makers use soft fabric ones but even decent Tattersall shirts can come with a 'neck scraper'.

[Jody]

Shirt makers that put stiff little itchy collar size tags right where you don't want a stiff little itchy tag. A special place in hell is reserved for those that stitch them into the seam so you have to cut them off rather than unstitch them.

At least some makers use soft fabric ones but even decent Tattersall shirts can come with a 'neck scraper'.

Yep, and the ones in t shirts that scratch your side