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Yambo wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:29 pm All water is sea water at some time. ;)
Oh yeah? Pops a jar of hydrogen.....pop!

Ooh lookie! Wossat liquid? Eh? Eh?

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Trinity765 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 5:07 am heavy is a form of water but it's not the same as normal water - you wouldn't want to drink much of it.
Supposedly the perfect murder weapon. Sustained drinking of heavy water will kill you, but its basically undetectable without some esoteric experiments and is not something any pathologist is gonna look for.

Slight down side in that trying to obtain it will get you on several UN watch lists.
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:53 pm
Trinity765 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 5:07 am heavy is a form of water but it's not the same as normal water - you wouldn't want to drink much of it.
Supposedly the perfect murder weapon. Sustained drinking of heavy water will kill you, but its basically undetectable without some esoteric experiments and is not something any pathologist is gonna look for.

Slight down side in that trying to obtain it will get you on several UN watch lists.
Noted 8-)
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:53 pm
Trinity765 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 5:07 am heavy is a form of water but it's not the same as normal water - you wouldn't want to drink much of it.
Supposedly the perfect murder weapon. Sustained drinking of heavy water will kill you, but its basically undetectable without some esoteric experiments and is not something any pathologist is gonna look for.

Slight down side in that trying to obtain it will get you on several UN watch lists.
Some enterprising YouTube folk have had a go at home brewing. :silent:
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Yambo wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:29 pm All water is sea water at some time. ;)
And it has all been drunk and passed on by something or someone....
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David wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 8:04 pm
Yambo wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:29 pm All water is sea water at some time. ;)
And it has all been drunk and passed on by something or someone....
Including lots of dinosaurs :D
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I have heard that they are making a new Bond film and 007 will be transgender. It's called Cocktopussy.
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Old fam innit! :lol:

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^^ all waiting to vote for the new Tory leader :mrgreen:
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:think: I put it up in the staff room. Arguments ensued and everyone guessed it was me! :lol:

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Why Iron Man and not Fe-Male?
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Someone glued my deck of cards together and I can't deal with it.
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: ↑Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:16 pm Someone glued my deck of cards together and I can't deal with it.
Someone stole my copy of M$ Office.

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