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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:04 pm Not the bike, but the write up. WTF!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265629337094 ... SwjFliSuxj

I want to think he's being funny, but I suspect he actually believes his RSV drops knickers.
Is it so they can shit on it?
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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:04 pm Not the bike, but the write up. WTF!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265629337094 ... SwjFliSuxj

I want to think he's being funny, but I suspect he actually believes his RSV drops knickers.
Raptor 4 stroke, sounds like a sex toy.

He likes a sticker or 10 too.
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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:04 pm Not the bike, but the write up. WTF!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265629337094 ... SwjFliSuxj

I want to think he's being funny, but I suspect he actually believes his RSV drops knickers.
Is it being sold by a Moroccan street vendor?
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He's got to be having a Turkish!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CR-500 ... rsefmZR4yM

£6k!!!! (starting bid)
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Yeah that's a proper actual "WTF" bike.
I saw it, saw the yellow tank and for a split second I thought what's wrong with that, then went WTF.
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I can't see any redeeming features, it's awful.
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Brommo wrote: Sat Apr 23, 2022 6:51 pm Not e bay but still WTF !

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/bike-detai ... =on&page=1
Bloody hell, that's atrocious.
Blundering about trying not to make too much of a hash of things.
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 8:18 pm He's got to be having a Turkish!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CR-500 ... rsefmZR4yM

£6k!!!! (starting bid)
Saw one the other day with buy it now price of 10K. Had to double check it wasn't dollars, but still, wtf? :wtf:
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This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit
Not that daft - probably intended for a silhouette class.
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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These bikes are so slim it's almost impossible to find a race seat unit that doesn't look mental against the skinny tank.
But yeah that's a particularly dreadful example
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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:04 pm Not the bike, but the write up. WTF!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265629337094 ... SwjFliSuxj

I want to think he's being funny, but I suspect he actually believes his RSV drops knickers.
I rode MooCow from VD's Factory R. It was a bloody missile.
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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If it's a race bike why does it have indicators
As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
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Jody wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:35 am
KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
Because you’re in front of everybody, when you’re astride that bolide.
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JackyJoll wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 9:35 am
Jody wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:35 am
KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
Because you’re in front of everybody, when you’re astride that bolide.
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MrLongbeard wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 7:37 pm Ewwwwww, NHS flesh tone

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