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Re: Jokes Thread
I'm going through a list of everybody I know and assigning them nicknames based on high street stores.
You're Next.
You're Next.
All aboard the Peckham Pigeon! All aboard!
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Re: Jokes Thread
Which two are Littlewoods?
Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
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Re: Jokes Thread
A month ago I ordered a copy of 'How to Scam People On-line' and it still hasn't turned up. 
Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
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Re: Jokes Thread
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"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
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"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
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"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
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Re: Jokes Thread
My kids have been on eBay ALL day!
If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price.
If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price.
Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire