Jokes Thread

[KungFooBob]

[Trinity765]

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

Lol!

Line of Duty creator Jed Mercurio has produced a bonus episode for fans following the show’s nail-biting finale.

Ted Hastings, Steph Corbett and Steve Arnott face one of their most difficult challenges to date after they came face-to-face with a serial liar in the latest episode.

Questioning the prime minister of Great Britain, Boris Johnson, they delve into his deception around a BYOB party hosted in Downing Street during the height of lockdown.

Hastings concluded that the PM “knowingly and intentionally flouted the rules” because he believes he’s “above the law”.

Watch the clip in full below:

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/ ... NJzNNqxUf4

[Yorick]

When I lived and worked in MK all our company cars had tyres like that from all the roundabouts

[slowsider]

When I lived and worked in MK all our company cars had tyres like that from all the roundabouts

With studs??

[Taipan]

[G.P]

^^^^ oldest joke ever.

Still makes me laugh though

[Tricky]

[G.P]

[JackyJoll]

[JackyJoll]

[Yorick]

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[Horse]

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[Taipan]

[David]

If I wake up next to a proclaimer, the Hotel Management will be getting some very sharp notes....no matter how far they had walked.

[slowsider]

To be fair there's a bit of swimming involved in most if that, unless they are going to walk in circles.

[weeksy]

I’ve just tried some of Elvis Costello’s Mediterranean sausage range from Waitrose.
I must say it was lovely, I think Olive salami is here to stay

[weeksy]

The sky was looking ominous, so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?” And she replied, “Yes, it is, and don’t call me Shirley.” That was when I realised I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.