Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.

[Felix]

Worse. Handed me another tissue to wipe the KY from my arse.
It was one humiliation heaped upon another that day...

(Sorry Weeksy)

When i got the film crew up there i got a gentle slap and told "Thats you" at the end

[slowsider]

Today a man* stuck his finger up my bum and said it** felt good.


* A doctor and ** my prostate,

I have had several men put their finger up my bottom. They all said it was good, apart from one who said it wasn't that good. He sent me to a man who specialises in fingers up men's bottoms.

Prior to the insertion of said digit, he handed me a tissue and in the time it took me to ponder why he had given me a tissue, he did a very thorough examination with a lot of pressing of a certain part of a gentleman's anatomy where his 'gentleman juice' is stored.

To my great embarrassment that day, I found out why tissues are given out freely....

I like stories with a happy ending.

[Taipan]

Got a phone call from my Nephew asking if he and his mrs and kids can come to mine for Xmas dinner!

[Mr. Dazzle]

I note that gremlin's story is in the "things that make you happy" thread.

Just sayin'

[Jody]

Not sure about happy, but did make me laugh

Out for a ski with the boys from the chalet (18 and 20 Years old). We get talking about dating sites and Henry asks

"Hey Jody, do you ever set your range to 50 year old women for a laugh"

"No mate, I'm 45, 50 year old women are already on my radar !! "

[Noggin]

Not sure about happy, but did make me laugh

Out for a ski with the boys from the chalet (18 and 20 Years old). We get talking about dating sites and Henry asks

"Hey Jody, do you ever set your range to 50 year old women for a laugh"

"No mate, I'm 45, 50 year old women are already on my radar !! "

That proper made me laugh!!! (Not really sure why, but I'm sitting here giggling!! LOL)

[Mr. Dazzle]

Baby Dazzle putting her arms by her side, lying on her back and the rolling along the floor saying proudly "look at me, I'm a cylinder!".

Physicist in the making

[Taipan]

Night driving. Dropped my Step Dad home just before midnight, then spend the next 50 minutes driving around listening to music. Something very relaxing about driving on empty dark roads...

[Felix]

ABBA Gold on cassette?

[Taipan]

ABBA Gold on cassette?

Worse,, smooth radio!

[weeksy]

ABBA Gold on cassette?

Worse,, smooth radio!

I like a bit of smooth radio.

Not as much as I like Solar Radio though.

[Dodgy69]

Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.

[Pirahna]

Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.

There's always Absolute Radio, I usually listen to the 60's channel.

[Nordboy]

ABBA Gold on cassette?

Worse,, smooth radio!

I very often listen to smooth chilled, just to relax!!

[Yorick]

You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth

[weeksy]

You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth

Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game

[Yorick]

You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth

Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game

When are you gonna create a bowling forum? And dominoes and cribbage ?

[weeksy]

You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth

Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game

When are you gonna create a bowling forum? And dominoes and cribbage ?

Don't tempt me, although can you imagine the login problems with old people and shaky hands.

[Dodgy69]

You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth

Don't forget all that GS talk.

[Druid]

Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.

I am a few years older than you, but I will never be old enough to listen to Radio 2.

Radio 4 or Planet Rock ftw