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At first sight it makes sense, Z900RS, sort of retro version, and old bikes had twin shocks.

BUT original twin shocks did NOT have piggy back reservoirs on them! Nor were they painted in lairy colours.
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On 'The Bike Bay' on Friendface...

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I'd like to think it's a typo, but it is a old and shit, so maybe not.
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Cousin Jack wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 9:29 pm BUT original twin shocks did NOT have piggy back reservoirs on them!
It's OK, those ones don't either.
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224769639275 ... SwIMthv485

Could be worse, could be a twin headlamp.
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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 9:18 pm Image

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224769639275 ... SwIMthv485

Could be worse, could be a twin headlamp.
I've seen a lot lot worse
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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 9:18 pm Image

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224769639275 ... SwIMthv485

Could be worse, could be a twin headlamp.
4200 notes for a 24yr old crashed bike. The world has gone nuts indeed.
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But think of all the man hours gone into that polishing!
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You could buy an uncrashed R1 for less than that.
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165226352924

Velocette LE cafe racer anyone 🤣🤣
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Dickyboy wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:15 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165226352924

Velocette LE cafe racer anyone 🤣🤣
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So that's what they look like naked!
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:47 pm
Dickyboy wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:15 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165226352924

Velocette LE cafe racer anyone 🤣🤣
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So that's what they look like naked!
Not really.

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@Bike Breaker look away - Velo porn (or torture, I'm not really sure)
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Why did they not sling a Vliant engine in ? 12bhp as opposed to 8? Or even a Viceroy at 15+?
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inewham wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:58 pm
David wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:52 pm Why did they not sling a Vliant engine in ? 12bhp as opposed to 8? Or even a Viceroy at 15+?
I think 12 would have overwhelmed the 'frame' on the cafe racer
Some fucking racer :D
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David wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:52 pm Why did they not sling a Vliant engine in ? 12bhp as opposed to 8? Or even a Viceroy at 15+?
Because they had an LE.
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:47 pm
Dickyboy wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:15 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165226352924

Velocette LE cafe racer anyone 🤣🤣
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So that's what they look like naked!
Ewwww that's really quite horrid

(but I have to admit I find it sort of cool as well and like it in a really dirty feeling embarrassing way :D )
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WTactualF

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304299269589 ... Sw9nhh297N

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They've cut half the fuckin' frame away!!!!

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Corner's well - one way :)
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I've re-read the description, they've welded in a spine which the stock NTV didn't have.

I bet it's well flexy tho'
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:42 pm WTactualF


They've cut half the fuckin' frame away!!!!
Sold for scrap value to pay for the Maxxis tyres?
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