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MrLongbeard wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 10:13 am
Horse wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 9:53 am Well, allegedly it was a work meeting. So nice to now know that the country is being run by a bunch of half-pissed people including one who brings his OH into meetings. Oh and no notebooks, laptops or tablets in evidence, so no traceability or record keeping.

Oh, what? We knew all that already? ;)
Fuck off and moan in the 1001 covid / brexit / politics / bozo threads and leave the jokes thread in blissful ignorance.

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Horse wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 10:02 am Uh-oh, you're gonna get flamed :D
That one actually is a joke, though.
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JackyJoll wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 10:05 am
Horse wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 10:02 am Uh-oh, you're gonna get flamed :D
That one actually is a joke, though.
I can't win. After years of avoiding it, I post an 'amusing cat' image on the Internet. But no, you don't want that, you want funny and political. WTaF? I'm not on Mock the Week you know.

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The cat was funnier.
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Taipan wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 12:09 pm Put this on your facebook page...


Can someone help me out please? I know Henry VIII had 6 wives. There was Catherine of Aragon, Ann Boleyn, Ann of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, but for the life of me I can’t remember the surname of Jane…..See more
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Taipan wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:37 pm Image
Was it Jasper Carrot who used to do the routine about the stuff people put on insurance forms?
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KungFooBob wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:39 pm
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Was it Jasper Carrot who used to do the routine about the stuff people put on insurance forms?
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MingtheMerciless wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:52 am 9D17943B-C788-4EAD-B160-F8289B2C0F25.jpeg
My friend Maureen thinks that's funny so she's sending it to her son in law, Tommy Bridewell 😃
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I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi, it's brilliant.

It comes with Aldi Kings Horses and Aldi Kings Men
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We had some youngsters over for xmas, the age where they ask all sorts of questions. The youngest has no filter, so when he asked where poo comes from, I gave him an honest answer. There was a stunned silence, then he said, "and Tigger?".
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