Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
British say they will continue to refuse passage of small boats from Dunkirk if that should occur.
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Olaf the Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.
"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.
"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."
"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.
"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"
Olaf just waves and walks off.
"I was really worried about you," comments the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"
"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."
"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.
"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."
"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.
"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"
Olaf just waves and walks off.
"I was really worried about you," comments the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"
"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."
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"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
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Re: Jokes Thread
The 'joke' picture was on the web before the Guardian published theirs (although the Carrie doll isn't holding a baby)
Life imitating 'art'?
Life imitating 'art'?
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Well, allegedly it was a work meeting. So nice to now know that the country is being run by a bunch of half-pissed people including one who brings his OH into meetings. Oh and no notebooks, laptops or tablets in evidence, so no traceability or record keeping.
Oh, what? We knew all that already?
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The Flat Earth Society are really worried that social distancing is going to end up pushing a few people over the edge.
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Fuck off and moan in the 1001 covid / brexit / politics / bozo threads and leave the jokes thread in blissful ignorance.Horse wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 9:53 amWell, allegedly it was a work meeting. So nice to now know that the country is being run by a bunch of half-pissed people including one who brings his OH into meetings. Oh and no notebooks, laptops or tablets in evidence, so no traceability or record keeping.
Oh, what? We knew all that already?
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Also 2 stroke Tommy (which has nothing to do with motorcycles)
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This is actually pretty fucking correct for bogan bundaberg
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