Jokes Thread

General chat topics, anything and everything you want or need to discuss
DW.
Posts: 145
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm
Location: Rum City Queensland
Has thanked: 81 times
Been thanked: 79 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by DW. »

.....
Attachments
743169FA-B0B7-47B2-B9CB-28F8659DE6EE.jpeg
743169FA-B0B7-47B2-B9CB-28F8659DE6EE.jpeg (38.41 KiB) Viewed 645 times
Known as 10 second Tommy (which has nothing to do with drag racing)
Also 2 stroke Tommy (which has nothing to do with motorcycles)
Top
DW.
Posts: 145
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm
Location: Rum City Queensland
Has thanked: 81 times
Been thanked: 79 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by DW. »

....
Attachments
06A76C6E-CA9B-4716-98C0-7008C4F42582.jpeg
06A76C6E-CA9B-4716-98C0-7008C4F42582.jpeg (40.42 KiB) Viewed 645 times
Known as 10 second Tommy (which has nothing to do with drag racing)
Also 2 stroke Tommy (which has nothing to do with motorcycles)
Top
DW.
Posts: 145
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm
Location: Rum City Queensland
Has thanked: 81 times
Been thanked: 79 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by DW. »

Just unheard of
Attachments
F8341060-10C2-45A4-BE1E-6189919566A2.jpeg
F8341060-10C2-45A4-BE1E-6189919566A2.jpeg (33.05 KiB) Viewed 645 times
Known as 10 second Tommy (which has nothing to do with drag racing)
Also 2 stroke Tommy (which has nothing to do with motorcycles)
Top
DW.
Posts: 145
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm
Location: Rum City Queensland
Has thanked: 81 times
Been thanked: 79 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by DW. »

......
Attachments
0E9BDE5F-4E00-440E-A54B-8E641F934EF6.jpeg
0E9BDE5F-4E00-440E-A54B-8E641F934EF6.jpeg (41.34 KiB) Viewed 644 times
Known as 10 second Tommy (which has nothing to do with drag racing)
Also 2 stroke Tommy (which has nothing to do with motorcycles)
Top
Demannu
Posts: 1882
Joined: Sat May 08, 2021 5:14 pm
Location: Another day without using algebra
Has thanked: 65 times
Been thanked: 1235 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Demannu »

Can I just say, all Fridays matter!
Top
User avatar
Trinity765
Posts: 2321
Joined: Fri Nov 06, 2020 2:27 pm
Location: Brighton
Has thanked: 2442 times
Been thanked: 2398 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Trinity765 »

:P
Attachments
50.jpg
50.jpg (56.69 KiB) Viewed 539 times
Top
User avatar
Yambo
Posts: 2470
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:08 pm
Location: Self Isolating
Has thanked: 598 times
Been thanked: 1647 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Yambo »

I've started a small business making boats in my attic.

Sails are going through the roof!
Top
User avatar
Taipan
Posts: 13949
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:48 pm
Location: Essex Riviera!
Has thanked: 15960 times
Been thanked: 10248 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Taipan »

I never wanted to believe my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home, all the signs were there...
Top
User avatar
Taipan
Posts: 13949
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:48 pm
Location: Essex Riviera!
Has thanked: 15960 times
Been thanked: 10248 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Taipan »

Image
Top
User avatar
Taipan
Posts: 13949
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:48 pm
Location: Essex Riviera!
Has thanked: 15960 times
Been thanked: 10248 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Taipan »

Image
Top
User avatar
Taipan
Posts: 13949
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:48 pm
Location: Essex Riviera!
Has thanked: 15960 times
Been thanked: 10248 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Taipan »

Scientists have discovered the first two humans alive on Earth were actually Cockneys! Wow! Would you Adam and Eve it!
Top
User avatar
Taipan
Posts: 13949
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:48 pm
Location: Essex Riviera!
Has thanked: 15960 times
Been thanked: 10248 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Taipan »

:lol:


Top
User avatar
Taipan
Posts: 13949
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:48 pm
Location: Essex Riviera!
Has thanked: 15960 times
Been thanked: 10248 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Taipan »

Image
Top
User avatar
KungFooBob
Posts: 14205
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:04 pm
Location: The content of this post is not AI generated.
Has thanked: 539 times
Been thanked: 7533 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by KungFooBob »

Image
Top
User avatar
Trinity765
Posts: 2321
Joined: Fri Nov 06, 2020 2:27 pm
Location: Brighton
Has thanked: 2442 times
Been thanked: 2398 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Trinity765 »

Warning: If you get sent a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song, don't open it. It's a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song.
Top
JackyJoll
Posts: 3731
Joined: Sun May 03, 2020 10:11 pm
Has thanked: 261 times
Been thanked: 1266 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by JackyJoll »

Image
Top
User avatar
Trinity765
Posts: 2321
Joined: Fri Nov 06, 2020 2:27 pm
Location: Brighton
Has thanked: 2442 times
Been thanked: 2398 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Trinity765 »

.
Attachments
263310087_438719524577785_4461096121441455973_n.jpg
263310087_438719524577785_4461096121441455973_n.jpg (48.89 KiB) Viewed 773 times
Top
User avatar
Taipan
Posts: 13949
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:48 pm
Location: Essex Riviera!
Has thanked: 15960 times
Been thanked: 10248 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Taipan »

Just opened my first Christmas card and rice fell out!

It was from my uncle Ben! :D
Top
User avatar
MrLongbeard
Posts: 4590
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2020 2:06 pm
Has thanked: 599 times
Been thanked: 2445 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by MrLongbeard »

Taipan wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:45 pm Just opened my first Christmas card and rice fell out!

It was from my uncle Ben! :D
Image
Top
Felix
Posts: 3943
Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:34 am
Has thanked: 484 times
Been thanked: 1427 times

Re: Jokes Thread

Post by Felix »

An arsehole will always try more than once

Image
Top

Return to “GENERAL MAYHEM”