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Just unheard of
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Can I just say, all Fridays matter!
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I've started a small business making boats in my attic.

Sails are going through the roof!
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I never wanted to believe my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home, all the signs were there...
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Scientists have discovered the first two humans alive on Earth were actually Cockneys! Wow! Would you Adam and Eve it!
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Warning: If you get sent a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song, don't open it. It's a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song.
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Just opened my first Christmas card and rice fell out!

It was from my uncle Ben! :D
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Taipan wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:45 pm Just opened my first Christmas card and rice fell out!

It was from my uncle Ben! :D
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An arsehole will always try more than once

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