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DW. wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 1:05 pm Well, not banned yet. Working on it
Was just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....

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@Yorick

I went to the fancy dress hire shop as I wanted to hire a Dracula outfit. The shop assistant went out the back and then pushed through a GSXR thou! I said, "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!

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Taipan wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:14 am @Yorick

I went to the fancy dress hire shop as I wanted to hire a Dracula outfit. The shop assistant went out the back and then pushed through a GSXR thou! I said, "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!

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Taipan wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:14 am
"I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!

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gremlin wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:56 am
DW. wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 1:05 pm Well, not banned yet. Working on it
Was just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....

Bastids :oops:
He gave you an ice breaker and you blew it. :lol:
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gremlin wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:56 am
DW. wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 1:05 pm Well, not banned yet. Working on it
Was just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....

Bastids :oops:
Ahh. My bad. You could always make it up to her by reading her a poem? Chicks love poetry...
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You seem to have mastered time travel - will you be able to get back from the seventies okay?
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A more contemporary meme for you.
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New chippy in Southend! :D

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Taipan wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:12 pm New chippy in Southend! :D

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