Jokes Thread
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Was just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....
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@Yorick
I went to the fancy dress hire shop as I wanted to hire a Dracula outfit. The shop assistant went out the back and then pushed through a GSXR thou! I said, "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!
I went to the fancy dress hire shop as I wanted to hire a Dracula outfit. The shop assistant went out the back and then pushed through a GSXR thou! I said, "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!
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I'll get you at playtime.Taipan wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:14 am @Yorick
I went to the fancy dress hire shop as I wanted to hire a Dracula outfit. The shop assistant went out the back and then pushed through a GSXR thou! I said, "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!
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Good choice!Taipan wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:14 am
"I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!
The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.
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He gave you an ice breaker and you blew it.gremlin wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:56 amWas just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....
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Ahh. My bad. You could always make it up to her by reading her a poem? Chicks love poetry...gremlin wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:56 amWas just perusing this thread and had the picture of the dildos on the screen just at the precise moment the young waitress brought my coffee over. As I glanced up I saw her looking at the screen with a look somewhere between horror and amusement before moving swiftly away....
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You seem to have mastered time travel - will you be able to get back from the seventies okay?
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A more contemporary meme for you.
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