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Saga Lout wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 10:51 pm Men going into a bars jokes, is it?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar. The barman says "Is this some sort of joke?"

A CofE vicar, a Catholic priest and a rabbit go into a bar. The barman says "What drinks do you want?" The rabbit says "Don't ask me, I'm only here because of predictive text".
A CofE vicar, a Catholic priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, the rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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Docca wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:17 pm 37ECB605-D9B5-42BD-A912-00B2C633E1E4.jpeg
Should we guess which department you were on your way to when you took the pic? :D
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Is that Noggin's feet? :mrgreen:
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Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:14 am:D
@Noggin :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance: :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance:
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slowsider wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:12 am Is that Noggin's feet? :mrgreen:
Yes, in Yoricks Villa! :lol:
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Yorick wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:10 am
Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:14 am:D
@Noggin :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance: :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance:
That was not aimed at anyone! He's trouble @Noggin :P
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Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:23 am
Yorick wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:10 am
Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:14 am:D
@Noggin :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance: :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance:
That was not aimed at anyone! He's trouble @Noggin :P
Pull the other one, Noggin was my first thought as well. :lol:
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slowsider wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:12 am Is that Noggin's feet? :mrgreen:
Yorick wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:10 am
Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:14 am:D
@Noggin :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance: :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance:
Taipan wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:26 am
slowsider wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:12 am Is that Noggin's feet? :mrgreen:
Yes, in Yoricks Villa! :lol:
Mussels wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:44 am
Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:23 am
Yorick wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:10 am

@Noggin :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance: :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance:
That was not aimed at anyone! He's trouble @Noggin :P
Pull the other one, Noggin was my first thought as well. :lol:
You lot are all a bunch of rotters!!! :obscene-birdiedoublered: :obscene-birdiedoublered:

I mean, it's not far off the truth! But still :obscene-birdiedoublered: :obscene-birdiedoublered:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:23 am
Yorick wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:10 am
Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:14 am:D
@Noggin :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance: :angry-cussingblack: :banana-dance:
That was not aimed at anyone! He's trouble @Noggin :P
:lol: :lol: I know!! LOL But he's not totally wrong!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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That comment is from my Dad. Now you understand. I have had to put up with that sense of humour for 50 years :lol:
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