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I quite like the Fazer!

Those gaiters would have to go.
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Maybe this should be on the interesting bikes thread...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324770315097

£9K!!!!!

Yeah it's a motomartin, but it's got Blade running gear and it' a long way off finished.

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Might be nice when it's finished.
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Maybe £4K if you were a big fan of Moto Martins
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Buy a Moto Guzzi V50 and get a free hovercraft - Moto Guzzi V50 powered hovercraft including bike

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Mind you, you'll have to put the engine back in the bike.

And then throw the hovercraft away. ;)
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It's not terrible, it's sensible money, but who the fuck paints a bike beige?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124910679294 ... SwE4phOdTX

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I was told that B25's are hand grenades tho'
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Specifically, the B25SS is a hand grenade, they go or go bang.


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If you’re a handy mechanic, you can get a B50 going again after the breakdowns.

Only an actual expert can make one not break down.
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JackyJoll wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:40 pm If you’re a handy mechanic, you can get a B50 going again after the breakdowns.

Only an actual expert can make one not break down.
Mine hasn't broken yet (on the road).

And to keep a B25ss on the road it's a question of luck and getting a non friday bike....and not over revving it...in fact treat it like a 125 and keep the revs down....but they go (if briefly!)if you wind them up...
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David wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:37 pm ...and not over revving it...in fact treat it like a 125 and keep the revs down....
Hmm- you’re not selling it to me.
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This is on Friendface Marketplace...



and for those who don't do friendface....

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I especially like the knee pads.
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:59 pm I especially like the knee pads.
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Buyer has to remove from under the shelf?
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:27 pm Buyer has to remove from under the shelf?
It looks like the shelf fell on it. :cry:
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Not ebay,but definitely wtf. :wtf:

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inewham wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 3:05 pm H1B with the seat and front end of a Z650 ?
It's an ugly mongrel for sure.
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Skub wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:15 pm Not ebay,but definitely wtf. :wtf:

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Not the prettiest, but i would give it a blast :)
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At least it stands up straight without a paint tin shoved under the side stand...
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