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[mangocrazy]

It was unlikely that there was going to be an 'accidental' reason why that car ended up where it did...

[Mr. Dazzle]

Teslas get really high crash ratings, deliberate or not.

I initially thought "blimey!" - still do in fact - but if you actually do the maths, a 300ft drop would "only" get you up to a speed of ~100mph assuming you had a clear unbroken fall, which it doesn't look like this car had.

Would I drive off a 300ft cliff? No It does make you think a bit about driving at 100mph though!

[Felix]

Driver is facing three counts of attempted murder.

Does it say why. Speeding, drunk?

[mangocrazy]

Driver is facing three counts of attempted murder.

Does it say why. Speeding, drunk?

The assumption is it was deliberate.

[ZRX61]

Does it say why. Speeding, drunk?

Tried to kill himself & his family

[Felix]

Tried to kill himself & his family

Oh. Very not nice

[Yorick]

The manufacturers and distributors are too stupid to get the drugs to the shops who want them.
But somehow that's the Govt's fault

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-64168959

[JamJar]

Just heard a story about a pervert who has been caught after years hiding on the dark web. The world's best couldn't find him.

If perverts can find each other on this web, why can't tech experts find him.

Keep it in simple terms for us numptys

They can and they do. I can't tell you very much because it is covered by very strict legal and confidential rules but someone very close to me has spent the last 5 years catching these people and getting them locked up.

[DefTrap]

Just heard a story about a pervert who has been caught after years hiding on the dark web. The world's best couldn't find him.

If perverts can find each other on this web, why can't tech experts find him.

Keep it in simple terms for us numptys

Probably takes a perve to catch a perve. And all the perves you know about have been locked up, or have no desire to get implicated in something they haven't already been done for.

[JackyJoll]

Just heard a story about a pervert who has been caught after years hiding on the dark web. The world's best couldn't find him.

If perverts can find each other on this web, why can't tech experts find him.

Keep it in simple terms for us numptys

We need perverted experts.

[JackyJoll]

An animal lover.

Spoiler

[ZRX61]

McCarthy just lost the 14th vote... Now they can't agree on adjourning until Monday or having the 15th vote tonight. It's now gone 11pm in DC...

[ZRX61]

15th vote. They're done & dusted. About fucking time.

[Count Steer]

15th vote. They're done & dusted. About fucking time.

I read that one of the key concessions that the ultra-swivel-eyed-loons extracted from the not-quite-so-ultra-sels is the removal of metal detectors at the entrance to the House so they can get in carrying their beloved guns.

Hands up all those that think that's going to end well next time they think a vote has been 'stolen'.

[cheb]

15th vote. They're done & dusted. About fucking time.

I read that one of the key concessions that the ultra-swivel-eyed-loons extracted from the not-quite-so-ultra-sels is the removal of metal detectors at the entrance to the House so they can get in carrying their beloved guns.

Hands up all those that think that's going to end well next time they think a vote has been 'stolen'.

I think you'll have to specify what 'well' means.

[JackyJoll]

An animal lover.

Spoiler

Imagine the cheer that went around when he got back to the farm and told the other bulls

That’s a nice thought, but there’s a saying on the farm: “They never come back.”

[DefTrap]

I read that one of the key concessions that the ultra-swivel-eyed-loons extracted from the not-quite-so-ultra-sels is the removal of metal detectors at the entrance to the House so they can get in carrying their beloved guns.

Is there a reason you need to be armed for a bit of debating?
Is it so you can defend yourself when Trump/FBI organises a snap riot?

[Count Steer]

I read that one of the key concessions that the ultra-swivel-eyed-loons extracted from the not-quite-so-ultra-sels is the removal of metal detectors at the entrance to the House so they can get in carrying their beloved guns.

Is there a reason you need to be armed for a bit of debating?
Is it so you can defend yourself when Trump/FBI organises a snap riot?

I assume it's so that they can take a few guns in each day and build an armoury ready for when the 'Proud' Boys need to come and defend democracy.

[JackyJoll]

Says it’s an awkward problem, the old double-barrel.

https://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news ... 0P1rwi3kZw

[Mussels]

Says it’s an awkward problem, the old double-barrel.

https://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news ... 0P1rwi3kZw

I think I'm missing something, what does a second anus have to do with mounting the pavement because he was looking at his satnav?