In todays news...

[Saga Lout]

"A 77-year-old white South African farm owner has appeared in court after shooting and wounding a black woman he claimed he mistook for a hippopotamus"

Did he not look at the shoes?

Please tell me his name is Reginald Perrin.

[Yorick]

How the mighty have fallen...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61276378

[slowsider]

And he's gone.
Neil Parish, the MP for Tiverton and Honiton says he initially found the pornographic website while looking at tractors.
Ooh aargh.

[Skub]

And he's gone.
Neil Parish, the MP for Tiverton and Honiton says he initially found the pornographic website while looking at tractors.
Ooh aargh.

Both on mucky sites innit.

[Bike Breaker]

And he's gone.
Neil Parish, the MP for Tiverton and Honiton says he initially found the pornographic website while looking at tractors.
Ooh aargh.

I'll pretend I believe him. Next question. Why was he looking for tractor websites when he should have been concentrating on what was being said in the Commons?

[irie]

Hooray hooray the first of May, hedgerow fucking starts today.

Carry on.

[Horse]

Hooray hooray the first of May, hedgerow fucking starts today.

Carry on.

Is that dogging by bicycle?

[irie]

Yep, it's the DM, but it does seem that Angela Rayner was herself the source of the 'Basic Instinct" story about herself!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ayner.html

REVEALED: Conservative Party inquiry finds the source of the Angela Rayner 'Basic Instinct' story that triggered a storm at Westminster was... Angela Rayner

Reminds me of Kenny Everett

[Mussels]

She won't care, she'll say the end justified the means and therefore she's not a misogynist.
She's an equal opportunity hater, she despises everyone.

[DefTrap]

Yep, it's the DM, but it does seem that Angela Rayner was herself the source of the 'Basic Instinct" story about herself!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ayner.html

It's interesting how the PM can do lightning quick investigations when it suits him though.

[Mussels]

Yep, it's the DM, but it does seem that Angela Rayner was herself the source of the 'Basic Instinct" story about herself!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ayner.html

It's interesting how the PM can do lightning quick investigations when it suits him though.

He was still slow compared to people vilifying the Tory party for it.

[slowsider]

Yep, it's the DM, but it does seem that Angela Rayner was herself the source of the 'Basic Instinct" story about herself!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ayner.html

REVEALED: Conservative Party inquiry finds the source of the Angela Rayner 'Basic Instinct' story that triggered a storm at Westminster was... Angela Rayner

Interesting then that the DM or perhaps MoS were refusing to reveal their source on the grounds of free speech

Rayner joking that it doesn't take much to distract Boris is not quite the same as a Tory MP trotting to the tabloids to tell tales.

[slowsider]

Yep, it's the DM, but it does seem that Angela Rayner was herself the source of the 'Basic Instinct" story about herself!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ayner.html

It's interesting how the PM can do lightning quick investigations when it suits him though.

He was still slow compared to people vilifying the Tory party for it.

It's not like theres a shortage of ammunition

[irie]

Yep, it's the DM, but it does seem that Angela Rayner was herself the source of the 'Basic Instinct" story about herself!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ayner.html

It's interesting how the PM can do lightning quick investigations when it suits him though.

Yep, it's the DM, but it does seem that Angela Rayner was herself the source of the 'Basic Instinct" story about herself!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ayner.html

It's interesting how the PM can do lightning quick investigations when it suits him though.

He was still slow compared to people vilifying the Tory party for it.

So it's a score draw then?

[Bigjawa]

I really can't imagine her talking about a ginger growler.

[DefTrap]

I think the PM has put nullified fibbing, setting a poor example and, ahem, lawbreaking as things we should hold MPs accountable for.

I almost feel sorry for the porno-tractor guy - his defence should have been 'but Boris is worse' and just walked off.

[Horse]

I think the PM has put nullified fibbing, setting a poor example and, ahem, lawbreaking as things we should hold MPs accountable for.

I almost feel sorry for the porno-tractor guy - his defence should have been 'but Boris is worse' and just walked off.

But anyway, there's a war on, no ignore it all?

[slowsider]

So is this Priti, thinking outside the (thunder) box, to deter channel-hopping migrants?

"Untreated sewage was discharged into England’s coastal bathing waters for more than 160,000 hours last year,"

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... aters-2021

[Mr. Dazzle]

for more than 160,000 hours last year,"

Err....

[Mr. Dazzle]

Yes I kinda assume so

Or they've found a way to compress time by a factor of about 20, in which case WTF are they doing wasting it on sewage.