Potter wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 7:53 am https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-63503932

Boris could have gone after the PM seat again, but he chose not to, don't blame him.

Perhaps his first altruistic act.

KungFooBob wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 10:08 pm I'm from Doncaster, but live in Barnsley (a whole 10 miles away) and I think all Barnsley people sound like simpletons.

Have you told them that?

It was UPS and what I actually wanted to say was: "YA BASTIDS SEND MY FUGGIN PARCEL THAT YOU SAID WAS GOING TO BE DELIVERED IN THE UK FUGGIN YESTERDAY INSTEAD IT'S STUCK IN A FUGGIN DEPOT IN FUGGIN TOULOUSE AND WHY DOESN'T THE FUGGIN TRACKING NUMBER WORK ON YOUR FUGGIN WEBSITE NOT THAT IT EVEN...

I managed, today, during a phone call to France, to explain, in French, that I did not speak French and would be grateful if I could be transferred to an operator who could speak English. When I say 'in French', it was almost worthy of Allo Allo, but the message was understood :) An operator? A tel...

It sounds like elegant variation to me? Having two 'men' in the same sentence would go against the grain for every self respecting journalist or copy writer. An annual, month-long event which encourages growing moustaches to increase awareness and raise money to support men's health issues How's th...

irie wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 8:03 pm You think we have it bad? Here are monthly inflation rates in EU countries. Make of them what you will.

You must be seriously conflicted that schadenfreude is a beastly German word.

It'll be interesting to see what will happen next. Will the left wing safe space now no longer be safe? Will the rabid mung bean merchants now have to publicly fall on their sword as they have to now face up to an attempt to justify the fascist things they say, not being able to run to Mummy and Da...

What an amazing piece of art. I have one or two boxes from the move that look like that...and I don't care which way up they go. Have you ever seen one? I was of similar opinion from seeing photos in books. When they're right 'there' they look a whole lot better* * caveats: definitions of 'better' ...

https://scontent.fbhd1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/311661561_10229872571183249_8762176719824319993_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=Eus5YSLD18AAX9Bk50_&tn=XeVwBlpp_QNBPUl-&_nc_ht=scontent.fbhd1-1.fna&oh=00_AfCHIcA3uw4x7Lb34HkhK9id7U...

Have a good one

I take a particularly petty and small minded joy in pulling up right on the dashed double white lines at give way near my house, thus forcing other drivers to actually stay on their side of the road. Works both ways. If someone looks like they'll hold back at a junction like that and cut me some sl...

If you go down in the woods today...

A woman was found dead in the stomach of a 7-metre python at a rubber plantation where she worked in Indonesia

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/ ... -indonesia

Does it play snooker?

Silly Car wrote: ↑Mon Oct 24, 2022 10:03 pm If they can’t book us all in for dinner on Thursday, I’m minded to cancel the booking this week, rebook for just before Christmas but not eat or drink in the restaurant and simply use them as a B&B.

That'll proper show 'em

As long as it's not a glass of what he was pickled in. :sick: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucking_the_monkey Ive been on the Victory. I'm not surprised he fell where he did, someone's nailed a chunk of wood to the deck there. :D They've been telling that joke for at least 50 years... Went to scho...

Taipan wrote: ↑Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:03 pm I've just bought Stuart Little in paperback and will probably buy Stig of the Dump too!

Check the attic of plenty first

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It's not Prince Andrew looking after the corgis is it?

It's Trafalgar Day today. We should all raise a glass to "The Immortal Memory of Lord Nelson and those who fell with him". As long as it's not a glass of what he was pickled in. :sick: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucking_the_monkey Ive been on the Victory. I'm not surprised he fell wher...

gremlin wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:14 am

Saga Lout wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:57 pm climax

Not a word I'd expect to see in thread about prostate examinations.

He did say ANT climax