Mr. Dazzle wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:49 am Hydrogen is the future! Battery electric vehicles are just a stepping stone, everyone knows that.

Well, it's either gonna be Hydrogen or Ferraris we'll all be driving.

Something, somewhere recently ... about ammonia being used as a fuel ...

Hello!

Currently riding? Fave bike(s)? Do your own spannering? Whereabouts? Patch club member?

Someone else can warn you about the hedgehog ...

What trainers do chickens wear?

Reebok-bok-bok

Mr. Dazzle wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:45 am Most VAG products - even up to Lamborghinis - don't like left foot braking either.

Knew someone who had an old Polo.

Dodgy brake light switch operated randomly - switching off the throttle.

Taipan wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:46 am

Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 10:03 am 3 year old Tesla Model 3, Long Range, White.

Close, but no cigar. 5 year old Tesla Model 3, Long Range, Black!

Peaked too soon, perhaps?

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https://www.topgear.com/car-reviews/lan ... irst-drive

Re telling people: Xmas 'secret Santa's, guy walking to walk, no idea what to get his nominated person.

Walking past McFisheries ... Bought a brace of kippers

Recipient (female) was not impressed, took it as a personal insult!

Count Steer wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 9:59 am Place your bets.

The hot money is on a) Swasticar b) Polestar

Outside bet: BYD

On the Essex Riviera

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Idle curiosity, Googled alternatives. Workmate best buy on two sites. But it did seem there are lighter alternatives.

Trinity765 wrote: Mon Apr 21, 2025 7:57 pm Hello and welcome

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Hullo.

Is r34 reference to a certain iconic car?


It can also refer to the Internet meme "Rule 34", which suggests that pornography exists for any subject. Additionally, "R34" can be a risk phrase associated with burns.

Who knew?


Now there's an idea for a thread

"Dwarves juggling ...

No idea

Saw a documentary about the guy who invented them

Big house on Jersey, with a basement full of all the knock-offs and alternatives that the legal people had shut down. Must have had a very good patent.

Hello!

Count Steer wrote: Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:00 pm
That and the previous publications on hosses.

The animated stories from stables are ace!

Third one a bit bitty?

All they want is to be in the spotlight and they think that spotlight is triggered by their spellbinding presence rather than the poor


Ah, another Rank Strand pointing person, eh?

Anyone much cop attack it would know to 'find' the light. Never mind standing where the Director says, adjust ...

demographic wrote: Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:09 pm Copying albums onto C90s?
Wildman Kipper from Ridley road should have charged more for those steppy 90s he flogged

Exactly. Double the price, sell half the amount?

Surely HMRC are best placed to identify the illegal establishments?

4 hairdressers, max 20 clients a day = £X per year

Over that = dodgy


Talking about this at work the other day.

This feels like one of those things AI should actually be used for, rather than making iffy pictures.


And ...

If you think the internet is such a bad thing cancel your broadband, throw away your smart phone and report back. Oh, you won't be able to, will you? :P


Neighbours along the road were all aggravated on the Whatsapp group about a new phone mast.


I didn't point out that most replies were ...

Edit: If it seems obscure, it's from the ambulance humour Fb page