Sorry for your loss Taipan. I lost mum 6 year ago when she was only 63. Aneurism. Brain was completely dead, but had to wait a painful 2 weeks for the body to give up while not hooked up to life support. Most painful thing I have ever seen. Just this year Australia have now passed the law for VAD. I...

Yorick wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 11:30 am

DW. wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 10:50 am [
Nice Bbq mate. Looks good.

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Fuck yeah. They're the shit. Tastes heaps better on one of those then the press metal tin bastards that run on gas.

Right now aching like buggery. Everywhere. Yesterday was first enduro ride in 5 weeks and I'd got out of condition :( Especially left hand and forearm as that arm has been rested for last month. Gonna get back out in the garage and hit the weights. Swimming usually keeps my arms strong but can't sw...

Yambo wrote: ↑Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:47 pm

DW. wrote: ↑Sat Jan 29, 2022 1:35 pm We call them Bogans, but same same. What is the pommy version of redneck?

Yorkshiremen.

Well that doesn't sound very offensive at all or is that like the most offensive thing a person could be called??

Thought that was a couple of eastern browns on the floor there for a minute! :D Nah, I'm just a messy fucker. Bit of fuel hose. I did have to kill an eastern a couple days ago. Was mowing out the back and poor bugger got clipped with one of the blades. Fucker was ticked off then, I had no choice, w...

We call them Bogans, but same same. What is the pommy version of redneck?

Had a bit of spare time today. So I wired up the old girl, chucked some fluids in and give it it's first kick in 12 years. Fired straight up and all systems go. I will attempt to attach a video here. If it doesn't work, I might need Weeksy to give me a hand. https://youtube.com/shorts/vkaXZxTP8ok?fe...

Thanks for the replies guys. I've actually found a good condition genuine one over here in Australia. Been looking for nearly 12 months and one finally propped up as well as a speedometer bracket. Now I just need to find a KPH speedometer. Have stumbled across many MPH ones. If and when I get that I...

How do I get me one of these. Can anybody read this language?
Is it French?

http://scootr.fr/Motorcycle-&-Powerspor ... R-XR-.shtm

So to get time differences correct, in how many hours over there is it Christmas eve?
Only 3 hours to go here

You might be able to work that into Yorick's 'new bike' thread? So, If if I go grab the old boys shaftie and make a thread of me with it on the back wheel, will I win? You'll deffo be in with a chance with that sort of topic :) Righto, hopefully one of the heaps of shit are running. Mostly all guzz...

Horse wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:38 pm

Count Steer wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:05 pm
'Shafties don't wheelie' thread might do it.

You might be able to work that into Yorick's 'new bike' thread?

So, If if I go grab the old boys shaftie and make a thread of me with it on the back wheel, will I win?

The Martian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 12:11 pm

Jody wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 11:32 am 10 to 1 he's a pot smoker !

I toke and my house is virtually spotless.

Best way to be if the filth rock up for a raid.

Just reading this thread is making me thirsty. I really not sure what beers you guys have over there. Obviously we have a heap of different beers in oz. We probably have your worst beers imported here and you would have our worst over there. Most of the beers I drink are 4-5% and you can usually hav...

Straight up front works for me. The wife hangs around with a group of friends that live similar to your step son. Though most of them haven't worked a day in there lives, just pop out 2 or 3 children to different fathers and live off the welfare. I have no "filter". The wife is pretty use ...

Are you bastards arguing? Has weeksy got a turd in his pocket? Weeksy, you got so much banter on here because your pretty bloody relaxed, which I reckon is why people like it. You could always do what we did on the kato Foz and have areas for the banter, like Augie's crap pile and off subject area's...

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This is actually pretty fucking correct for bogan bundaberg

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I had a set of oggy's on my gen 2 fz. I'm not that big of fan of them, seem to slide further and fuck more things than just a fairing, but I found where they were situated, I could put my feet up on them just to gain a different position for a few kms and stretch some different muscles. Seemed to he...